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((I hate to dissapoint you all but no I am not actually Russian IRL))

((I hate to dissapoint you all but no I am not actually Russian IRL))

((The James Frost Reports))

http://summonerfrost.tumblr.com/TheJamesFrostReports

(Join summoner James Frost as he takes an in depth look at the mind set of the champions Garen and Katarina. His discoveries may not be what you are all expecting))

((New summoner blog))

http://summonerfrost.tumblr.com/

((My personal/summoner blog. I will pop onto this one from time to time, but I am usually probably going to be on this other one. Feel free to come and ask me about anything involoving league. I will be working on some interesting new ideas and will be interacting with people in the character of my sUmmoner, the Mental Analyst of the champions within the league.

I would love it of you all linked me to your blogs over there so I can continue following you all. Even if I don’t say much the random smut/silliness/RPs/etc. around here really make my day))

askbristle:

((feels))

askbristle:

((feels))

Reblog no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it’s 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren’t tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

askpulsefireezreal:

ask-zyra:

askpulsefireezreal:

You underestimate our strength and experience. You have no idea the power we more seasoned champions have.

So I believe I do have the right to call you “newbie”, newbie.

Your experience as a champion does not guarantee your skill as a combatant. Something tells me you will be just another corpse for the fodder of my seedlings. Zyra gives a coy smile. But I am sure you will not disappoint me, but maybe you will give me some entertainment before you are crushed underroot.

And I can almost guarantee that most of these summoners will have no idea how to use you properly, just setting you up for the slaughter. Enjoy your first week in the League. 

((Apply cold water directly to burn))

How far do you flip things ?

In truth I can flip things as far as I please (bears are notorious for flipping things several miles), but sadly I am forced to limit awesome power of flipping on fields. Silly summoners use the term “OP” to describe why.

Does Udyr make good job in harnessing inner bear ?

Pah. Silly Manbeartigerbirdturtle is but shadow of what a real bear can do. I have talked to him about changing fighting style to bearbearbearbear to truly harness unbeatable power of bear, but he does not seem to grasp its potential.

Am needing help silly peoples…

Recent interactions with silly internet peoples has shown that I do not apparently understand how “magical anon” questions are working. Am needing examples to better understand. Help is appreciated comrades.

mikkythesummoner:

ronyoart:

asktheberserker:

jericho-swain:

mechanicalaesthetic:

probably as far as i’ll take it :1

Good, Darius…show them who’s the real wolf~

haha only a wolf? i man like Darius should be wearing the pelts of BEARS! like a real man.

The only “real” man that is able to wear the pelts of bears is Udyr. Enough said.

Correction. Manly teemo’s pelt

mikkythesummoner:

ronyoart:

asktheberserker:

jericho-swain:

mechanicalaesthetic:

probably as far as i’ll take it :1

Good, Darius…show them who’s the real wolf~

haha only a wolf? i man like Darius should be wearing the pelts of BEARS! like a real man.

The only “real” man that is able to wear the pelts of bears is Udyr. Enough said.

Correction. Manly teemo’s pelt